Thursday, May 7, 2009

just now i looked out our tiny bathroom window..

and saw a statue of a black stag raping a black angel in the neighbor's yard. The stag has breasts. The angel is face down, legs in the air. The statue looks home-made. Here I am thinking I've temporarily moved to a mob-run, safe italian neighborhood, with old men on stoops who call out to me "Half day? or day and a half?" when I pass by them at 2pm. Here I am enjoying mom and pop shops devoted to Just pork, Just pasta and Just bangin' pastries, but it's all a clever distraction from the Satan worshipers next door.


Kind of awesome.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

pics or ban

riodjomama said...

oh man good idea- i'll take a picture! remind me if it's not up within the week!!!!