Friday, October 31, 2008

this is why my friends are amazing

EMAIL from: John Mordecai
to Liz, me, Joe, candace, Rob, mary, Brigham, Crystal, Eric, Heather, James...]

show details 1:30 PM (2 minutes ago)


sorry liz.
as an "artist," i am sometimes "sensitive" if i suspect "people" get the "wrong idea."

guys totally have tail. it's in the front.

rape is always wrong unless both parties are ok with it.

speaking of rape and teen icons -- has anyone seen Hillary Duff RAPING "Personal Jesus"?

that's right.
she took the beat, bassline and main chorus and melody, and made it her new single "Reach Out."

get this: instead of "Reach out and touch faith," she says: "Reach out and touch me."

if you couldn't guess already, it's about sex.
cuz you know, now is the time in her career when someone decided she had to grow up, so they gave her a song about sex and tarted her up. cuz sex = all grown up.

needless to say, i darn near puked.

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editor's comments:
you can see this god awful piece of shite here: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=45390796

Hilary Duff is really, disappointingly, not sexy.
I miss Britney.

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