Friday, April 4, 2008

my friend marc works at a bike shop

"the other day a woman came into my store looking to buy a long board to replace one that had broken. she asked, in a thick russian accent, "what do you usually sell for bulldog?"... i had no idea what she was talking about. then they brought in their bulldog named boris... who skateboards. "boris needs new skateboard". yes. the dog stood on the broken longboard and looked sad that it could no longer do skateboard.

all true."

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